Dear Future Poker Crusher,
We know what it's like.
Trying to fight your way upward in the poker world is brutal.
You're probably worrying about what you should learn next.
Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy type worrying.
Stuck in the swirling ocean of YouTube content and Twitch streams.
Crashing from video to video with zero idea if it will help you or not.
And to add another hole to your boat,
The downswings only get longer and deeper.
Should I learn deep stack strategy? Memorise MORE ranges? Do MORE hand quizzes?
What about Barreling? Bencb talked about that on stream last week. Let’s give that a go.
Hey, look at this $99 river masterclass bundle!
That must be it!
That’s just what I need to finally become profitable.
*Someone please slap him*
Look, most poker players have a big case of shiny object syndrome, mixed with a spoonful of “I need to learn everything right now” and a dash of “No real idea what to do”.
They end up half-learning a load of things.
A masterclass here,
An exclusive stream there,
And soon they have a jumbled mess of information with no idea how to use it properly.
We call this a poker shit show.
Also known as hell on Earth.
And it's really hot there.
And we can't bear to see another potential poker crusher go broke because of it.
You’re reading this right now because in some way shape or form, you’ve been let down by poker.
Even though you are putting in hours of mind-melting effort,
Playing, watching, reading, studying, grinding your ass off to get nowhere fast.
Or maybe you are smashing it and simply want more.
More family time
More Pina Coladas
More high-level exploitation and total manipulation of your opponents at the table.
Whatever it is for you…
We want to give you some good news for a change.
Cause soon you’ll be feeling like “Oh sh*t, this is paying off!”
You’ll sit down to study and know exactly what direction you are moving in.
You’ll sit at the tables and make smarter plays.
You’ll talk to your friends and family, and be able to tell them exactly how poker is improving your life.
Because that’s the most important part.
And you won't lie awake worrying about winning tourneys to pay your rent.
Everything will be set out before you, dialled in and running smoothly.
You’ll be in control of where poker is taking you and a sense of clarity will wash over you.
And it all starts by taking your first step below
*cue heavenly light shining through the window*
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On top of that, the expensive courses still leave you to carve your own curriculum out of their masses of content. Why dont they provide a simple step-by-step pathway where you can see how you will progress? Ah right, that’s just how we do it.
The big-name poker professionals out there who are “giving back” to the community are all sizzle, no steak and useless for most aspiring players. So we say “f*ck off, we’ll make it as easy as physically possible to get involved”. We value your progress over profits.
Don’t believe us? Oh, you will.
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